Kaden has been at it again. We have now watched Marly and Me so many times I no longer cry at the end! We are talking at LEAST ten times people. He just loves this movie. It has however got him talking...So here we go, some of the latest from the kid..
"Mom do you think it's good luck or bad luck to get married in the snow?"
"Mom I want a honey." (honey is what he calls a girl you like) I say, "Kaden you can have a honey whenever you'd like. Is there a little girl in your class you like?" Kaden: "Noooo Mom..I want a REAL wife!"
"Mom your making me immature!" Said right before he burped a HUGE burp, and then asked me if I thougth it was huge!
"Mom you need to lose some weight. (As he jiggles the fat on my arm) If you lost weight you'd be really pretty!"
The other night he had a new babysitter. Hailey...he loves Hailey. He has pictures of Hailey in his bedroom. Hailey is my god daughter. Her Dad and my ex husband are brothers. Hailey is a senior in high school. Sooo...I left my work number so he could call me before he went to bed. The phone rings at work...I see it's my number...so I "think" I'll impress him with my professional nurse answering voice..Me: "OB this is Katie, can I help you?" Kaden: "Hi Mom..Did you know it was me?" Me: "Yes Kaden I did know it was you. I saw our number on my phone!" Kaden: "Then why did you answer it like I was a patient? Did you think I was having a baby or what!" (This is all said in a very disgusted voice!)
"Mom I have some bad news for you. " Me: "Oh no..what?" Kaden: "Ally wasn't in school today." Me: "Was she sick?" Kaden: "Nooo..I think she was at the dentist. She needs to get a crown. Do you know what a crown is Mom? It's a little cap on your tooth. She has to get two. She already has one. So now she has to get one more." I'm pretty sure he know's way more about a females dental work than any man ever on the face of the earth!!!!
"Mom I can hear my chocolate milk jiggling inside of me."
"Mom Ally and Izzy got in a little fight today. Izzy was sitting by me and Ally wanted to. Izzy said I like Kaden..I want to sit by him. Ally said but I like Kaden more..I want to sit by him. Mom everyone in my whole school likes me. Everyone in the whole world likes me!" When is it we stop feeling this way? And please dear God let him feel this way for all his life!
Thought I"d share a picture of me when I was about his age...nursing my Uncle Jim!