Before I get to crazy K..I have to share a "naughty" funny I read the other day. Now..I am not married anymore..but I was..so I DO know what this is all about!! Here goes..if you are shy...don't read any farther....
Do you know what the most popular "position" is for married couples? Doggy style...The husband sits up and begs...the wife rolls over and plays dead. I'm still giggling!
Ok..on to the boy..not sure if it's "right" to tell such a joke and then talk about my five year old in the same post, lol!!!
Today Kaden was playing with his cousins. Landon is 8 and Carson is 4. They were in my Mom's bedroom..and pretty soon Kaden came out..to get..."a hot chick magazine!" You know what magazine he took...LLBean!!! Yea..only my son would look for hot chicks in LLBean!
Last night Kaden got sick. He managed to cover my bathroom with nasty "stuff!" This morning he said to me.."I puked last night. That's why I look so rough today!"
He also informed me on the way to my Mom's.."When I was a baby I thought the moon was God's head. Now I know it's not."
He also informed me.."Mom..my favorite part of puking was I got to stay up later!" WHO the heck has a favorite part of puking!!!
Early today he was the "Dad" and I was the Mom...he was yelling at me from my bedroom..."Sweetie...Sweetie...I'm going to lay in my bed for awhile. I just need to think a little." Do I say that????
And now...as I sit here on my computer...typing away..Seth, my 18 year old..walked by..rubbed my head..and said..Night Mom...Love ya.
Have I mentioned I love my life?????
Dreary Snow Day
1 day ago