Oh the things out of a little boys mouth! Sometimes I truly believe Kaden is a 45 year old man trapped in a six year old body! Here's just a small sampling of a few of his quotes in the past few days:
"Mom, someday when we buy this house, I want to replace all the floors with hardwood!" (Really? Do six yo's even know what hardwood is!)
"Mom what's bigger, a king sized, or a queen sized bed?" (apparently he was upstairs watching HGTV when I thougth he was sleeping!)
"Mom do you have knee pain? If so...cymbalta can help! You need to see your doctor right away!"
To the big brothers...when three of them are standing around the table.."Kaden who's your favorite brother?" Without missing a beat..."Seth!" Apparently protecting the other brothers feelings isn't high on his priority list!
"Mom did you know what 5 + 5 was when you were six?"
No Kaden I didn't, and I didn't know how to read like you can either.
"That's cuz you were born in the olden days like Grandma Judy and Grandma Karlson!" (Nice to be included in the company of a 71 and 93 yo!!!!)
Whispering in my ear when his father arrived to pick him up..
"Mom I want you to hug Dad, OK!" (oh for petes sake, ask me to poke out an eye with a fork or something simple)
"How was your day at school today Kaden?"
"Exhausting! The work was hard. Sit down in that chair."
I sit...and he comes and crawls up in my lap and hugs me! Ssshhhh...I'm hoping for more exhausting days!
And last...he came home from school today and decided we were playing school. At his real school Wednesday is chapel day. Soooo...he was a pastor. He explained to me that his pastor at school talks really loud sometimes. If you will...picture this small child with his hands in his pants pocket, a very stern look on his face, pacing my living room back and forth all of a sudden he points his finger at me and yells...
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT COVENT MEANS?"
I reply kinda of scared...then
"HAVE YOU EVER STOLE?"
Ohhh I can't resist this one..."Yes sir I have!"
"Today sir, I stole some of my sons Halloween candy!"
"MOMMMM.....I SAID NO ONE CAN EAT MY CANDY!"
Heheheeeee...I am so evil!!!