Kaden: "Ohhh Max and Ruby..I'm staying up and watching it."
Me: "You'll be watching it in your room that is."
Kaden: "No I won't I'll be staying up."
Me: "Ah excuse me? Who do you think the boss is here?"
Kaden: "God and Jesus." And...continues driing cars across the floor without blinking an eye!
I have a small son home sick from school today. We were looking at puppies. OMG...how DUMB am I when I read that "visitors" are welcome. I informed him he could NOT go visit puppies as he is sick and would GET the puppies sick. He informed me he is no longer sick because IIII (being the smart mom I am) told him he had to get lots of fluids and eat fruits. He's downed a glass of water, eaten an apple, and professed he is NO LONGER SICK..so we can go see the puppies!!!! He will make me crazy today!!!
My son...who is weird...wanted to play "baby". This game consists of ME being a Mom havinga baby. We have to hook up to a monitor and the whole labor shabang. The fact that a five year old even know's the term "labor" is unusual..the fact that he uses it properly even more so. So..we played...we birthed a baby...THEN he was making these weird faces looking at "baby Lucy". I asked him why he was looking like that. His response..."Im Proud!"
"Mom how about your a Mom. And your honey was floating down the river (he's in the tub) and I'm a girl dog...and I have to save him!" Ok..that sounds like fun!