What could they be talking about?

What could they be talking about?

Never allow the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game!

Babe Ruth

Monday, January 23, 2012

Kadenisms from last week...

Kaden: "Ohhh Max and Ruby..I'm staying up and watching it."
Me: "You'll be watching it in your room that is."
Kaden: "No I won't I'll be staying up."
Me: "Ah excuse me? Who do you think the boss is here?"
Kaden: "God and Jesus." And...continues driing cars across the floor without blinking an eye!

I have a small son home sick from school today. We were looking at puppies. OMG...how DUMB am I when I read that "visitors" are welcome. I informed him he could NOT go visit puppies as he is sick and would GET the puppies sick. He informed me he is no longer sick because IIII (being the smart mom I am) told him he had to get lots of fluids and eat fruits. He's downed a glass of water, eaten an apple, and professed he is NO LONGER SICK..so we can go see the puppies!!!! He will make me crazy today!!!

My son...who is weird...wanted to play "baby". This game consists of ME being a Mom havinga baby. We have to hook up to a monitor and the whole labor shabang. The fact that a five year old even know's the term "labor" is unusual..the fact that he uses it properly even more so. So..we played...we birthed a baby...THEN he was making these weird faces looking at "baby Lucy". I asked him why he was looking like that. His response..."Im Proud!"

"Mom how about your a Mom. And your honey was floating down the river (he's in the tub) and I'm a girl dog...and I have to save him!" Ok..that sounds like fun!

‎"Mom I just KNOW I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. I probably should just sleep in your bed!"

"Mom tell me all the things you use at your work. Like tell me about cutting a baby out of a Mom's tummy. Did you ever have to do that? What do you use to cut it out?" You use a scalpel Kaden. "EWWWW that even sounds like it hurts! Now please Mom tell me some more things.! Plllleeeaasssseeee" He dang well better make ALOT of money when he grows up!!!

And finally...last but not least...he came home from Grandma's yesterday, he told me I couldnt' say ...awwww...then informed me the Mom from the dollhouse is sick. She has gone to a hospital, and another hospital, and then another one. They just dont know what's wrong with her. BUT she should make it until the next time he gets to Grandmas!!!!!


  1. What a dear little boy.. I love the sweet things they say and so funny..

  2. You are the one who might make a lot of $$$one day. Selling a book about his antics. Great way to start the day.

  3. So Sweet!!!
    Have a great day!!!
    Prim Blessings

  4. Just gotta Love them at that age. They sure can come up with the darndest things, can't they?

  5. That baby thing is soooo funny. We girls watch TLC's a baby story all the time. Last night they were all Dr.ing daddy and insisted that he should prentend to have a baby. Well that wasn't going to happen so they turned on me. I refused, saying I all ready had enough:) You are a better mom than I. My daughter gives birth to stuffed animals. She has to lay on the floor with her legs up and screaming while I pull it out of her shirt. If your child is weird, then what are mine? Ha Ha....-Steph-